alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.
Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.
by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006
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Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."
by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020
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