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1. The African American incarnation of Hitler.....or just some dumbass.

2. A hypocritical fat bitch that states all black people are constantly being harassed/pursecuted by white people;...Yeah, the fact that I see dumbass white, latin, and asian kids decked out in "urban" clothes with there ass hanging out there pants as an attempt to emmulate/think there cool is just a hallucination that I've been having for years now.

3. A racist of white people; Tawana Brawley who claimed she was raped by police in the 80's, but was found later to have lied, was supported by Sharpton. He ended up ruining the lives of several police officers financially and publicly, but did Al ever apologize to said officers? Hell no! He almost killed Don Imus' radio career because of three words nappy headed hoes, even though Imus made fun of EVERYONE equally regardless of ethnic background or belief, he still acted the bigger man & apologized to Sharpton.

"I'm Al Sharpton, I have no balls, no soul, & if there's a hell, I'm going to it because I don't practice what I preach.....take that white crackers!"
by The REAL voice of truth October 22, 2007
 
9.
A hypocritical, racist pig that wouldn't know what a real civil rights activist was if one kicked him in the teeth. He thinks that the whole world is out to get black people and that all white people are racist. Notice that whenever anything bad happens to a black person caused by a white person Al Sharpton is always immediately on the scene! For instance, during the Duke lacrosse case, a black woman was raped by afew upperclass, white students. Therefore, in Al Sharpton's eyes, it MUST be racism! Al Sharpton only segregates groups of people even more, and adds to the problem.
Al sharpton is racist and everyone hates him.
by ja ja gabor December 03, 2007
 
10.
The poster boy for stupid.
Al Sharpton would do the world a favor by getting a real job and/or just sucking on a hose pipe.
by New York City Dave July 10, 2008
 
11.
The Jack Thompson of African Americans. Nuff said

See Jack Thompson
Al Sharpton uses RACISM as a scapegoat for many African American victims just like Jack Thompson uses VIOLENCE in video games as a scapegoat for kids who have no common decency or sense of reality in order to get away with it clean. And just like politics, they both focus on who to blame rather than actually trying to fix the problem.
by Mecha105 July 28, 2007
 
12.
An ignorant, loud mouth, anti-american, camera-chasing racist who promotes and supports racial hatred/ tension.
America would be a much better place without the likes of Al Sharpton running around shooting off their mouths.
by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 05, 2009
 
13.
A parasite. Unlike barnacles or vultures this parasite is not below the surface or in the distance, but in plain site usually in front of a camera. This parasite disguises himself as a minister, but is not affiliated with any church. It can be a noun,verb or adjective. It can easily be substituted for any curse, slur or fecal description.
(noun) This Alsharpton has not apologized for the polarization during the Duke rape case, even after the girl lied and the DNA cleared them all.
by bill bill May 03, 2007
 
14.
The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.
by p-schaef91 October 26, 2010