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Someone who is wise but lazy and uses their wisdom lazily.
You're much smarter than that!

Maybe, but I'm a bit of an Akiv.
by Shifra Joe August 17, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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to be wise and somewhat foolish at the same time.
You always make Akiv comments that don't seem to help!
by Shifra July 28, 2008
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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