The Aids

An old school term used to describe the condition AIDS. now generally has the ''the'' prefixing the term removed, in favour of simply ''AIDS''.

Not to be confused with:
The Visual Aids
The Audio Aids

''God damn, Alex screwed that skanky chick the other night and he think he's caught a mean dose of The Aids''.

''Don't share those needles... don't want to catch The Aids''

by metal meltdown May 29, 2006

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Aids

What you have

"I'm sorry, but you have...aids" -Doctors

by Legit not a troll April 28, 2017

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Aids

The result of excessive butt fucking.

Tommy got aids from constantly getting butt fucked

by Bssawce January 28, 2017

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AIDES

Assistants.
Don't get confused with AIDS.
Although its SUPER FUNNY

I have, Aides. So are you bummed?
AM I BUMMED?!?! I SLEPT WITH YOU!

by Samanthaa* February 21, 2008

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AIDS

Aquired Immmune Deficiency Syndrome - late stage progression of HIV infection. Transmissable through bodily fluid exchange or blood to blood contact. Least concentration in bodily excretory products, low concentration in saliva (and one's own saliva may provide some protection) in vaginal secretions (though still present) highest concentration in semen. Crosses across gender, age and socio-econimic boundaries, though usually more quickly progressing the lower down the ladder the sufferer is, due to lack of access to medical care. On the rise in the 15-24 demographic in the United States. Easily avoidable, but thankfully more and more (in the United States) becoming a "chronic" disease like herpes due to the availability of more and better retro-viral therapies.

The comic Elaine Boosler has said "Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"

by Brubear October 19, 2004

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