douchebags agreement

A bet with ridiculous wagers which only douchey people would think of or agree to

Douchebag #1 - Hey man, I bet you that you can't drink that entire bottle of mentholated spirits!
Douchebag #2 - Your on, if I win you have to cut of your cock with this plastic spoon
Douchebag #1 - Deal but if you lose you have to skull this bucket of paint thinner!
Douchebag #2 - Fuck yeah!
Innocent onlookers - Oh shit those guys just made a douchebags agreement

by Migel Sanchez June 14, 2013

Gentleman's Agreement

An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.

A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.

by Someone who kinda exists September 6, 2022

presuckshoal agreement

/n An agreement between future spouses on the scheduled act of performing felatio.

Nick: Can't believe your going thru with it man.

Jason: Dude I didn't wanna marry her but, she signed a presuckshoal agreement.

by Viralpinpoint December 22, 2011

top agreement

a nonverbal agreement between acquaintances, or in rare situation strangers in which they put each other in there myspace top friends for the main reason of filling up space.

thisguy: i didnt know bre and travis where such good friends

thatguy: there not

thisguy: then why are they on each others top friends?

thatguy: thats just a top agreement

by travispierre February 3, 2009

licensing agreement

The stupid 500-page contract that software companies make you read before downloading their software, but nobody bothers wasting their time reading.

Man 1: Do you ever read the terms of the licensing agreement?

Man 2: Hell no!!! That shit would take me DAYS to read!!!

by AJFreeway March 2, 2008

prenaptual agreement

To come to an understanding that having sex does not mean having a relationship. Usually needs to be explained to the female half.

Are you banging her ?
Only once, we had a prenaptual agreement.

by larry h December 14, 2007

Mutual Agreement

When two people have feelings for eachother but neither one of them ask eachother out but act as if in a relationship

“Are you two dating?”
“No, but we’re in a mutual agreement”

by k🐀 June 10, 2019