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Age Theory 

The Age Theory is based on social norm that the older the woman is , the more accpetable it is for her to make the first move or persue a man as oppossed to the man making proverbial first move.

Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".

Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
Mike : "Hi Johnny , how you been?"

Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"

Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"

Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".

Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"
Age Theory by Pofadder May 19, 2010
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Prime Number Age Theory 

A widespread theory/belief that states, "One has better luck when their age is that of a prime number"

When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.

A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.

Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....
"Happy 31st Birthday, you know what that means?"

"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"

**HIGH FIVE**
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026