A stereotypical small Massachusetts town known for Six Flags New England, over-entitled senior citizens, and an outlook so bleak, the poverty-stricken city of Springfield across the Connecticut River has more potential.
Citizens are known for blaming Puerto Rican and Russian immigrants for problems they set in motion five decades ago by banning business zoning, cancelling highway projects, and not understanding that White people make/sell/use meth, too.
Is also home of Dr. Westchesterson.
Citizens are known for blaming Puerto Rican and Russian immigrants for problems they set in motion five decades ago by banning business zoning, cancelling highway projects, and not understanding that White people make/sell/use meth, too.
Is also home of Dr. Westchesterson.
If Boston is the Hub of Massachusetts, Agawam is the hemroid of the Pioneer Valley. Not Indian Orchard, not Chicopee: Agawam.
by TrotNixonFan March 4, 2013
a pretty lame town that only has about 40% of kids that are actually cool in it. oh, and it's known for six falgs new england. and that's it.
seriously.
seriously.
by Jesspanic April 12, 2008
A small gay town in Massachusettes. our wonderful high school is known as "heroine high". yup gotta love that shit. junior high is the shittiest school in the state im pretty sure. if you live here, your unlucky. i hate this fucking town. we have a lot of whores, not mentioning any names. cough cough rachel.......... yup. so yeah. agawam blows dong. google that shit pl0x.
oh let's go for agawam girls, they are whores! nice and easy!
im going to agawam! oh then we aren't friends anymore. bye.
fagawam! yayyyyyyy
im going to agawam! oh then we aren't friends anymore. bye.
fagawam! yayyyyyyy
by thisdefinatelyisntnickpugliano July 21, 2010
A stupid town that is useless and people call it "gwam" which literally is already a place even though it's spelt Guam which is the same thing. The kids here are jerks and all the druggies go to the skate park which literally no one else can go to without getting murdered and yeah the only good thing is Six Flags but still. And Oh yeah our mayor deciddd to get us all matching trash bins instead of actually doing something for our town.
by Saffia September 9, 2017
A cool town in Western Massachusetts. Pretty quiet, but West Springfield fucking sucks. Seriously. Especially at lacrosse. The suck donkey Kong dick at lacrosse. I guess our towns have a rivalry, but they’re so bad at lacrosse that it doesn’t matter. West Side is for cock sucking fags that suck at lacrosse
by BigSackLaxPlayer February 12, 2019
a person who acts in a psychotic way. this means they scream and yell over little ridiculous situations. an agawam should be kept a very close eye on based off of wild animal like behavior. be careful around an agawam you never know what they could do next. make sure to bring ear plugs and a bat next time you’re near an agawam.
by agawamvictim May 28, 2019
a small town full of drama and noone ever comes here as a tourist spot. the only good thing is that there is a small bowling ally and 6 flags, everything fun in the town had beeen burned or closed agawam is a good place to live if you are old and boaring
by red gielspot February 8, 2010