smell addiction 

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.

I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.

smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Advice Monkey 

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.

My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.

Advice Monkey by ShinCookie August 3, 2016

Urban Addictionary 

A compulsive psychological need to create new definitions for publication to Urban Dictionary.

Persistent compulsive use of the website can become physically, psychologically and socially harmful, especially when submissions are rejected. If you or anyone you know is showing symptoms of suffering from this condition, please seek guidance from the internet's most credible Dr - WebMD.

"Those damn kids are going to end up with a case of urban addictionary if they keep spending so much time on the internet!"

Urban Addictionary by manicbubble February 10, 2015

most addictive game play now 

annoying nsfw ad on this website

"most addictive game play now!!!!"
shut up

most addictive game play now by JUDK757 April 9, 2021

Addickted 

When a person, usually female but could be male, is addicted to dick. Symptoms include the inability to stop thinking about dick (the thought of it, sucking it or fucking it) and/or the constant need or desires to have their hole(s) filled.

Person 1: F 20 Albany, NY
I cannot stop thinking about dick, I need someone to fill my holes! I’m Addickted!

Addickted by Biboy18 July 30, 2018

If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!

I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

If I want your advice... by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020

Clan Addiction Disorder 

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.

A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)

Clan Addiction Disorder by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012