Adolf Hitler was Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and the leader of the Nazi party. He was a powerful leader and public speaker. He rebuilt Germany from the ashes of the Great Depression and made it a world superpower once again in less than six years. He decimated unemployment from six million in 1933 to under 100,000 in 1937. He also had a large hand in starting World War Two, but it cannot be denied that the ridiculous idea of Appeasement by the British and the French would hold back his opportunism and desire for Germany. Hitler also started and noble quest against the Festering Abomination of communism that had infected and taken over the nation of Russia. Unfortunately, the winter had caused the German army to retreat and the evil of communism was never destroyed. The War dragged on with Hitler's position becoming threatened due to the German Army's defeat in North Africa at the hands of the British and French and the Allied Normandy Landings. Four years after the invasion of the USSR, Hitler committed suicide in his air raid bunker, hours before Stalin's hordes swarmed into the last remaining fragments of the Third Reich. Today, Hitler is remembered for Nothing except the Holocaust and his hatred of Jewish people
Adolf Hitler wasn't even German, he was Austrian
by Dr Quackstiener October 24, 2015
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a nazi who took over germany in the 1930s and kicked the living shit, literally, out of the jewish people. Fuck you hitler
i saw a memorial of adolf hitler the other day and i cummed on it.
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A German politician and leader of Austrian descent. His promises to bring the German people out of the depression that had gripped much of the world suceeded in getting him elected to the German parlaiment. His reforms brought Germany out of the depression and industrial output rose beyond pre-depression values. Hitler's fanatical views on race and governmental actions eventually led to the invasion of Austria and Poland. Later, the German invasion of France triggered the second World War. In his quest to make the Aryans the supreme rulers of Europe over 30 million people died including over 6 million Jews, Gypsies, and other "degenerate races." As the Allies entered Berlin Hitler and his aide poisoned their families and commited suicide.
I wish you would be more open-minded, you are starting to act like Adolf Hitler.
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Someone George w Bush strives to be
"Hahahahaha, soon I, George w Bush will rule all of the middle east, and then Europe, and its all for you, Adolf Hitler!"

-George w Bush
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A very wise young man who did absolutely nothing wrong. He believed in world peace and was nice to any race and religion. Except Jews, he hated Jews. But doesn't everyone?
'Would you like to take a shower?' 'Yes please Adolf Hitler'
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While Adolf Hitler keeps persuing his own oil and right-wing wakko agenda the rest of us are getting screwed.
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Adolf Hitler was the Socialist leader of Germany which along with the other (non-white) Axis powers (Bulgaria, Italy, Japan, Russia) fought a war against the white Colonialist powers of Great Britain, Belgium, France and also other parts of Europe. This ultimately resulted in the independence of many African countries from colonial rule. Factors contributing to Hitler's defeat include the Russians switching sides due to a disagreement over territory and the United States having entered the war after Pearl Harbor.

Hitler was a vegetarian who's Nazi party supported many Progressive issues like reducing poverty, education, banning child labor, the anti-smoking campaign and social welfare. He is sometimes considered a Centrist because he also supported many issues on the Right including a strong military, reducing crime, immigration reform and genocide.

Controversial aspects of Hitler's life include his relationship with Eva Braun, his addiction to prescription drugs (amphetamine) and his suicide on the 30th of April 1945.
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