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a man originally born in innsbruck, austria in 1889. He was very upset at the fact that he couldnt do finger paintings, so he joined the army. he later took over germany in 1933, then proceded to attack several countries, most notable the country of france, which as everyone knows is pretty gay. he later attacked russia, yugoslavia, britain, norway, denmark, greece, and a whole slew of other fag infested countries. he also had plans to secretly bomb sanfrancisco and kill all the fags living there. finally he killed himself.
your mom looks like hitler. (is this a your mom or hitler joke?)
by TapRootDan July 25, 2005
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The leader of Germany in 1930s-1945ish. (not sure the exact dates give me a break) either way, he may have done many bad things, but I just have to say that the whole blitzkrieg (lightning war) was a little ironic. In World War one (aka the great war at the time) Germany decided that it wanted to take over France, and from what I understand France secured the border leading into Germany, so the German Army marched right through Belgium (neutral I believe) and came up behind the French army. this happened again in World War Two. They also swiped Paris right behind the French military's back in one of these wars.
Adolf Hitler killed many innocent people, but he was actually a genius. (no, I'm not a Nazi, trying to be UN-biased) and it's been awhile since History class so If I made a mistake feel free to correct me
by jesu72 December 28, 2008
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A hypocrite for killing jews (he was half jewish) claiming everyone that didnt have fair skin, blonde hair and blue eyes was a jew (he had brown hair and brown eyes) and for being possible the most "nationalist" for Germany (even though he was Austrain).
Tommy is so hypocritical he might as well be called Adolf Hitler!
by Rox-ay April 29, 2006
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The man, Adolf got so much poon in the concentration camps its not even funny he would tell the hot jew chicks that if they participated in his pornos they would be set free and after the videos were done he would personally cap there asses. He had plans to create the internet and start the first site up called nazionjew.com until his wife found all the porn on his external hard drive and deleted al the sweet footage. Many believe that he killed him self because he was going to lose the war but the real reason was he was so upset about losing his porn stash he just killed him self. Also Hitler was known to install slip and slides in the concentration day camps on hot days man that must have been some fun.
Adolf Hitler- Hey jew you want some nazi cock?
Jew- No i'm married and have kids

Adolf Hitler ill set you free if you let me fuck you and video tape it while your son watches
Jew- done
by jockincj42091 September 21, 2010
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Cheeky bastard who killed millions of people and had an ugly as fuck mustache. He had tea-parties with other dictators, and was Satan's butt-buddy.
"Adolf Hitler killed himself because he was a pussy."
by Juicalicious April 24, 2010
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An honourable man who tried his best to make the world a better place by eliminating the Jewish scumbags
Adolf hitler is amazing
by Mike.G.walsh August 27, 2015
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A crazy man who killed Jewish people for no reason.
Adolf Hitler:I'm going to take over the world by killing Jews for no reason!
by Sonicfan88 December 28, 2008
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