Adderall Rage

When the Adderall starts to wear off and you start coming down, abandoning the user in a desolate fit of mania. As the body begins to go through withdrawal, one can easily start to become furious and enraged. It's an evil side effect and can really mess with the user. Known to crank regular road rage up to the next level. Everything in life is seen as a complete burden and pain in the ass. Violent thoughts swarm the user's mind and if the rage is severe enough, the destructive thoughts can easily morph into brutal actions.

The best remedy to stave off such murderous rage is a good ol' jolt of mary jane. Remedy dosage will need to be adjusted accordingly in relation to Adderall consumption.

Adderall Rage excerpt:

"Fuck it hasn't even been 8 fucking hours yet and my fucking Adderall is already wearing off. What the fuck, this is fucking bullshit. I could fucking stab someone in the face right now, I'm fucking serious. Fucking sick of this shit, man. Did you just see that asshole cut me off? And now she thinks she's gonna drive nice and slow, does she?? THAT'S IT, FUCK THIS BITCH. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JIMMY, I'M GONNA KILL THIS BITCH. I'M RAGED AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!! TAKE COVER AMERICA."

*Slams on the gas pedal, sending the car straight ahead into the soccermom's loaded minivan. A massive fireball erupts and everyone within a one-mile radius of the explosion dies a horrible and vicious death of flames and agony....everyone except Jimmy.*

Adderall Rage by Adderall Popper July 20, 2009

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Adderall Rageblackout

When a person with ADHD hasn't taken their adderall yet, forgot to take their adderall, or their dose of adderall has started to wear off. The simplest of things can piss them off to no end. If you are standing next to someone who is having an adderall rage, it would be wise to step far away. It's probably worse than a Rageblackout

-"Hey...what time do you have to be at school?"
-"I WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP...WITH A FREAKING CHAIN SAW. SHUT THE HELL UP. SPEAK AGAIN..I DARE YOU."
-"okay...adderall rageblackout, much?"

Adderall Rageblackout by butterfly2013 July 27, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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