Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!
Fuck this, this party will get shot up if Adams goin be here
by BIGSENSUALPANDA July 9, 2020
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Adam is so sexy but he's very short. Hes a cool kid :) And his crush secretly likes him ;)
Random person: you know adam likes u?
His crush: I LOVE HIM
by RedKoolaid June 3, 2020
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Just pure trash at clash royale and suck cock like a pro nigga thought he was better than Yaseen at clash royale but he had to suck dick after losin
Oh shot I don’t wanna be An Adam Yaseen made him suck a dick
by Arabnugga March 16, 2020
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Most likely canadian, lives abroad and speaks one or two other languages. probably goes to a private school. Way to chill for his own good and is quite popular. Cool dude. Nuff said.
Hey Adam.
by Aight, then. November 12, 2020
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The best guy in the entire universe. Adam has a huge penis that can be between 7 - 12 inches. He is amazing at sex and is a very romantic person. He will always cheer you up and will sacrifice his time for his friends and carries the burdens of everyone to help them. He is a chick magnet and racks in all the girls. He tends to hide his nice side from his friends so he can fit in. Everyone will always love Adam even though he can have an ego sometimes. He is the best boyfriend you can ever ask for and will always comfort you no matter what. Once you start having sex with him you wont ever want to stop, he will fuck you into next week and make you have the best orgasm ever. His dick is incredible and it will be the only dick you ever want
Hey is that adam? Yeaa thats my sex machine!
by Jokeeeman November 5, 2021
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A guy who doesn’t believe in himself but will be there for you and will always love you even if you broke his heart not very confident but is very attractive and strong physically and emotionally he literally has been unable to cry ever since his first real relationship break up takes martial arts and is a ranch hand during the summer not the smartest but gives his all very sexy and a bit lustful but will treat all women with great respect he said to me once “ in the Bible it says that the women and wives should respect and care for your husbands because they are the head of the family but the men and husbands must love and protect your wives as if they were your own body for you feed and nurture it with love “ and honestly got me into Christianity cause now I see it all but Adam is the best boyfriend you’ll ever have and the best guy to have your back when in a brawl cause this man goes berserk and loves to fight but will only fight someone if there is a good reason behind it
Person 1: hey are you ok

Person 2: ya Adam had my back

Person 1: thank goodness it was Adam
by Stacybbygirl14 April 29, 2022
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