1 definition by BIGSENSUALPANDA
Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!
by BIGSENSUALPANDA July 9, 2020