it's adam and eve not adam and steve

This is a term heterosexuals use when they don't approve of homosexuality.

I don't believe in same-sex relationships. After all, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve that was created by God, right?

by Roy S June 4, 2006

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

An expression of lesbian pride.

Lesbian: Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!
Well, that was obvious, but I can't think of anything.

by Deborah! August 18, 2007

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation.

Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!

When I was witnessing the gay pride parade, I've gotten really horny when I saw a bunch of half-naked to naked lesbian chicks marching down and screaming "Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!"

by Mark H July 17, 2004

Adam and Eve, not Madame and Eve

A term used to show disapproval for lesbian realtionships.

Sam: I saw a lesbian wedding on TV just now.
Wendy: Gross!God made Adam and Eve, not Madame and Eve!

by Jack Bond February 11, 2008

ADAM / EVE

No, not the Biblical fuckers, mind you, but two forms of the love drug Ecstasy:
2CB / 2CB-7.

let's ADAM & EVE it...

by hytham_hammer July 13, 2005

Adam & Eve

Two very stupid idiots who were put on this Earth by 'God'.

Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).

Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.

Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.

They were trippin fo'!

Adam: DuuuuUde, look at that talking 'snake'!

Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!

Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!

Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D

by Russell Parker November 15, 2006

Adam & Eve

On the PORN Scale of Tame to Hardcore

Adam & Eve would be somewhere around "Victorian".

So tame it's LAME.

None of their clothes fit anyone other than their models and their "Toys" break quicker than dime store gumball machine toys. And everyone knows it's no fun to have that kind of toy die at an inopportune time.

The Porn scale is analogous to that of FOOTBALL as follows:

FOOTBALL types:

- RUGBY
- American Football (Pro NOT amateur)
- Soccer (supposedly "REAL" football)
- Canadian Football
- Indoor "Arena" Football
- Touch Football (played in the street)
- Touch Football (played by H.S. Cheerleaders)
- Plug-In Electric football game*

PORN types:

- SNUFF film
- Hardcore (again Pro NOT amateur)
- XX, NC-17 & X-rated
- Cable (Skinimax etc.)
- You Tube
- "Swingers" (i.e. fat & hairy) home movies
- Skin Mags (Playboy/Girl, etc.)
- ADAM & EVE

* Not the "Real" game in any sense, doesn't work right, and most of the F@!#ing time everyone just spins in circles not accomplishing much, just Like buyers of Adam & Eve products.

by Gr8Nrg June 4, 2009