Hottest guy in the world. Managed to smash david hard, almost to the point where the universe deconstructed. Don't mess with adam smasher, he'll smash you. Rebecca approved
Person 1: "what do you do when you're bored?
Person 2: "adam smasher."

Person 1: "absolutely hot."
by adamsmasher69 December 13, 2022
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An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.
Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 7, 2023
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