Account

A. Taking notice or recognition of something.


B. Used by businesses to hold customer information. Such as: Address, Phone Number, Name and other important information.

A. To Account for your actions!

by DTS October 11, 2004

accounting

A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of.

by Spicy Margarita January 6, 2009

Accountant

An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year

After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.

by Envious Broke Teen December 5, 2017

accounting

a secret way of referring to sex.

1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.

by Limelemon101 February 21, 2009

accountant

Someone who ditches a major for a different major.

Hi, my name is Jae Park. I used to be a Computer Science major but now I'm an accountant.

by DAT Chanh February 18, 2017

Accountable

The ethical ideal of being held responsible for your actions.

Trump supporters get big mad when they are held accountable for spreading conspiracy theories, provoking hate crimes, and inciting violence.

by Webster's Other Dictionary January 20, 2021

Accounting

You aren't friends with anyone who works in this part of your company, but everyone you're not friends with seems to work there.

Dave: 'Who are they over there?

You: I think that's Mike and John from accounting.

Dave: No I meant the three in the corner

You: Oh right, yeah that's just Bill, Pete and Brian from accounting.

etc.

by kris atonacis February 22, 2011