(FYI, this doesn’t represent all Abraham’s, this only represents one asshole that goes to my school.)
A very short hypocrite asshole that can’t take a joke. Abraham will treat you like you’re the best and then turn on you over the smallest thing. He bashes you over one sex joke, and then continue to make “ligma” jokes with his friends. Abraham is very unfunny unless you are an absolute dickhead that lost your brain. Despite Abrahams high grades, his lack of smarts will make you contemplate if he even had a brain in the first place. In conclusion, Abraham is a short motherfucker that gets no bitches.
A very short hypocrite asshole that can’t take a joke. Abraham will treat you like you’re the best and then turn on you over the smallest thing. He bashes you over one sex joke, and then continue to make “ligma” jokes with his friends. Abraham is very unfunny unless you are an absolute dickhead that lost your brain. Despite Abrahams high grades, his lack of smarts will make you contemplate if he even had a brain in the first place. In conclusion, Abraham is a short motherfucker that gets no bitches.
-“Hey, don’t pull an Abraham!”
-“You get no bitches, just like Abraham”
-“Wow, you almost look as ugly as Abraham!”
-“You get no bitches, just like Abraham”
-“Wow, you almost look as ugly as Abraham!”
by Your “beloved” ex June 1, 2022
Abraham is a polite guy with lots of manners. He can have a temper but is mostly chill. Abraham is usually called “Abe” and is definitely a great friend. Abraham is caring, confident and loving towards others. Abraham is very handsome and dresses very neatly. He is smart and is an amazing person.
Person 1 Hey, that guy looks cool.
Person 2 Yeah, I think that’s Abraham.
Person 1 He looks like an Abraham and dresses very nice.
Person 2 Let’s go hang out with him and be friends.
Person 2 Yeah, I think that’s Abraham.
Person 1 He looks like an Abraham and dresses very nice.
Person 2 Let’s go hang out with him and be friends.
by Abe802 June 16, 2019
by SlayDragon69 December 23, 2016
The hottest boy you'll ever meet. A f boy, but a keeper. He's popular and his curly hair will put you in a trance. He has a good music taste and the best person ever. If you get to date an abraham, treat him right.
by Match makerrrr March 12, 2019
Abraham is a kid that was born disabled , but he’s the sexiest man alive, he gets bitches everyday, he still a Virgin because his dick is small since it takes long to process since he’s disable.
by Robert Carchi September 8, 2019
Girl 1: look it's Abraham
Girl 2: Ooooo lala
Boy5: Abraham has mad game duo
Boy6: yeah, he taking all the ladies
Girl 2: Ooooo lala
Boy5: Abraham has mad game duo
Boy6: yeah, he taking all the ladies
by Greeny55 January 10, 2017