The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.
Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.
Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.
Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!
Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?
Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!
Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?
Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!
by Lazerius February 24, 2014
To give up on the chase and straight up tell the girl you want her without caring about the outcome.
Guy#1 - Yeah, I like her but things between us are getting stale. We're not making progress.
Guy #2 - Reckless abandon that bitch. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.
Guy #2 - Reckless abandon that bitch. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.
by Humble Bison December 11, 2009
"I sat by Stacy in art class today. Did you see her new bf? He's a big dude brah, who listens to terrible music. He said he didn't like arcade fire, in his ironic gangsta talk."
"That's not a relationship, that's an abandon-ship."
"That's not a relationship, that's an abandon-ship."
by jake ryan under the tree March 27, 2009
Traditionally, a discarded or soiled tissue.
Though used more in reference to a person who has got right up one's nose.
Though used more in reference to a person who has got right up one's nose.
Abandoned Snot.
The no longer wanted content of the nose, or that which one would rather get rid of. Also used to describe a person you no longer wish to have contact with, or one who talks absolute cod swallop that is worth abandonment rather than listening to.
When his or her comments are of such a needless nature that they would rather better be discarded or disposed of.
"Christine's opinion on the matter was clearly worse than a blob of snot flicked on the pavement."
The no longer wanted content of the nose, or that which one would rather get rid of. Also used to describe a person you no longer wish to have contact with, or one who talks absolute cod swallop that is worth abandonment rather than listening to.
When his or her comments are of such a needless nature that they would rather better be discarded or disposed of.
"Christine's opinion on the matter was clearly worse than a blob of snot flicked on the pavement."
by Vivien Crease April 19, 2023
by hre_wrassling_nation March 25, 2018
Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020
The act of leaving an event early. (i.e. work, school, etc.) A positive sarcastic term for a negative "get you in trouble" act.
It's Friday, it's 4:00 pm, and I think I'll practice a little "proactive abandon" and roll on up outta here.
by Ret Tihsllub June 14, 2010