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Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020
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