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A term used to describe the process of dry shaving one's testicles, teste satchel or nut sack.
I would rather give myself an Aardsma than be friends with a White Sox fan.
by Slaky March 21, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Dry-shaving one's nut sack
Joey loves getting aardsma'd on sunday afternoons at his neighbor's house.
by nicksch March 25, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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