1) "Up You" men: these are alephs who always wear their aleph pin at a slant, and base their entire existence around being asked WHY they choose to do so. In turn they ALWAYS respond, "There is no perfect aleph". ...ALWAYS.
2) The "meat": these alephs know basic facts invoving Beber, Omaha, and 5 of 7 cardinal principals. "Folds" are their weekly oppurtunity to get out and party later. They base their existence around developing solid ideas for "Video Scavenger Hunts" that are on the verge of getting arrested (preferably without getting arrested though). The meat of AZA.
3) "Paper members"--these are alephs who pay $65 to get the 'perks' that come with being in AZA. These members base their existence around attaining the legendary booty that exists nowhere else but BBG. Their goal for their high school carreer is to 'complete the cycle' by hooking up with as many BBG's (seniors, juniors, sophmores, AND freshmen) as they can. (For them, age doesn't matter...BBG is simply the dank of booty)
Which ever category an Aleph is placed...AZA is, simply put, the best four years of a sane man's life.
"Naw man. That's just what the pervert mazkir says to get you to come."
"So, you comin'?"
"Hell yeah man! I call shotgun on little sisters!"
"Fine. I call sweetheart."
"Whatever dude. Everybody knows that all sweethearts are just cockteases."
"Oh, right. I forgot...BBG stands for 'Blue Ball Givers'."