>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?!" and "I'm f/cking sorry!" at the same time
>instead end up yelling "AYFS!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

AYFS by Gelegenheight July 12, 2016

AYFSM

Are You Fucking Shitting Me ?

Conservative writer called for boycott of Girl Scout Cookies because AOC was a Girl Scout. AYFSM ?

AYFSM by pajamanan March 7, 2019

Ayfsrn

Are you fucking serious right now

Person 1: I just deepthroated a fudgesicle and accidentally swallowed it
Person 2: Ayfsrn?

Ayfsrn by t-dizzel January 4, 2017

AYFSRN

Are You Fucking Serious Right Now?

Can be used if you weren’t informed of something or some other scenario of annoyance.

That one dude: Oh, we have to memorize the play today.
You: AYFSRN

AYFSRN by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026