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The paper you use to wipe your ass
I just ran out of ass paper
Ass Paper by Karim17 June 22, 2016
Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
Ass Paper by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!
Ass Paper by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

eat my ass paper 

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!
eat my ass paper by ChrisD June 11, 2006

Talks like a man with a paper ass 

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.
See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

paper ass gasket 

paper barrier used in public restrooms when you sit to take a poop
where are the paper ass gaskets at?
paper ass gasket by jessie calderon October 26, 2003
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