Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.
Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
by alpacaparka December 27, 2018
by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014
When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong.
by Jam Cly September 5, 2006
Female donkey punch from the front. This is where, during missionary, the female will distract the male with sexy banter and then surprise the male with a right (or left) hook to the temple. This prolongs the experience and further arouses the female who is into rough play. The male will often be disoriented and have to concentrate extra hard on the task at hand.
Yo! Did you hear about the Craig Machine? He took home that bar skank last night and in mid plow, that chic full on Alpaca Smacka’ed him! Almost broke his orbital socket. Make fun of him the next time you see him.
by The Iracorn February 24, 2023
Here comes Wally Marshall with his Chia Alpaca leaving green slime like whole grain oils on the floor.
by Wally Marshall October 18, 2007
1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.
1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.
1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*
by alpacadumbass March 14, 2011