although you may think that it stands for, "abnormal liver function test," in most cases you're referring to "a little furry thing." a little furry thing is, as simply put, what its names calls for. however, although they may be little itself, their significance to the people that they love is immensely great. and they mean a lot to people. <3
"hey, remember alft?"
"oh!! a little furry thing? yeah, she's the bomb!!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!