The technical name for having sex with a person of ample proportions and not being able to find the intended hole, so in the end you just settle for the largest fat fold you can find and cum all over it, making it look like the sticky cum glaze that you see on a Cinnabon or Krispy Kreme donut.
Even though I was railing Margie from behind last night, I couldn't find her pussy hole because she was so fat, so I just came all over one of her big marsupial like fat folds instead, giving her an Akron cinnamon bun.
by Pervert K. Schneckelbaum December 1, 2016
A sexual act in which one pours melted rubber into their partners anal cavity then once it hardens they pull it out and “plant” it up their own ass while receiving oral.
by Dick Fister November 30, 2017
In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.
First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.
by Chadsef May 26, 2007
Verb can also be a noun
A sexual move:
in which you cum in a girls then you punch her in the stomach. you punch her in the stomach to prevent her from getting pregnant.
can also be done after oral sex.
A sexual move:
in which you cum in a girls then you punch her in the stomach. you punch her in the stomach to prevent her from getting pregnant.
can also be done after oral sex.
Last night my girlfriend asked me to do The Akron Hammer (verb), so now i have to dump her, cause she is crazy
by King HAMMER December 25, 2009
In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.
First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.
by Chadsef May 26, 2007
This is the thick yellowee substance a chick discharges after a creampie . The male must continue to fornicate and churn the creampie to achieve butterscotch delight.
Dude! I churned my creampie in this hoe'z snatch for over an hour made me some akron valley butterscotch surprise for the drive home!
by Oxyplanet October 12, 2021