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Airhorning 

An activity when you hide yourself within the surroundings of a golf course, usually within the wooded areas. You then keep a distance of at least 100ft from you and the tee box and wait for a golfer to make his swing. Once he in mid swing, and making sure no one sees you, you blow an airhorn very loudly, in order to throw him off. It is better to video tape this so you can watch their reactions over and over. If spotted by the golfers, run.
Will: Hey Jordan, you wanna go airhorning?

Jordan: Yeah sure, let me get my camo and then we'll go to walmart to buy a jumbo airhorn.

Will: Alright cool, this is gonna be fun, I can't wait to piss some people off!
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When you're banging a cute chick and you honk on her tits and blow ass right her face.
Hugh Jackman totally gave Hailey Berry an Airhorn on the set of X-Men 2.

Brazilian airhorn

When your having anal sex with a Brazilian woman (or guy, I don't really care) after he/she finished eating/drinking some thing that would normally cause gas. Then when you pull out she/he will fart very loud (almost sounding like an air horn) and cause your dick to shrivel. Or if your still in the B hole it might sound like some thing is deflating, where you will slowly but surely start to smell it and shrivel up in side her/him.
"I was fucking my friends Brazilian cousin in the ass, then when i pulled out she did a fucking Brazilian airhorn, and now bitches wont suck me off because it smells like a raunchy taco".
An expression used whenever one turns the fuck up and gets real bad and crazy. Hashtag Errrrrrrrrr.
That bitch is so airhorn (Errrrrrrr).
airhorn by Spane69 June 10, 2017

Airhorned 

the act of pushing the air horn, after throwers get the bully bully bullseye
I just airhorned that bullseye!”
Airhorned by usaxe February 15, 2023

Colombian Airhorn 

To make a loud audible sound of joy, satisfaction, or pleasure. A few examples of why one might let out a Colombian Airhorn are as follows:

1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes

Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.
I was giving rachel the dirty Isabella last night cuz I ran out of jerkzy to feed her, anyway dude when I finished bro, I let out the biggest colombian airhorn since my distant Peruvian second cousin, twice twice removed, visited me last winter.

Indian Airhorn

The act of blowing up a balloon in somebody's anus and then letting go of it so it squeals.
Steve gave James an Indian airhorn.