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To have sexual relations with another or others whom you met via AOL Instant Messenger. This is real sex, not cyber sex (as in AimBang).
Steve needed a rebound lay, so all of us in "Alone At Home" chat convinced sheilasmokespole to meet him in Vegas and they fucked all weekend. We totally got him AimLaid.
AimLaid by ChaseJackWithGin May 29, 2010
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aimfight 

A website that is primarily a cyberspace popularity contest. It measures the number of people in your own buddy list as well as your buddies' buddy lists out to three degrees. Essentially, a popularity contest. It is possible to have only one buddy, but if that buddy is one of the top five percent most connected individuals, if your buddy is in your own buddy list, you are automatically quite well-connected according to the website's ranking system.
I beat your puny azz in aimfight.com!
aimfight by Nutty J September 17, 2005
An airfair is a sexual relationship, romantic friendship, or passionate attachment between two people who met during a flight without the attached person's significant other knowing.
Jhon had an airfair with the steward after he arrived to London
airfair by K*J January 21, 2018
people that absolutely HAVE TO go online on their cell phones, even while thrir other screen name is on while theyre not home. often, they stay on for extended amounts of time.
jeezeus what an aimfag. shes been online from her cell for 2 hours!!!
aimfag by abbi mazz April 18, 2003
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026