A disease which started in "bathhouses" in San Francisco (although the first recorded (although unofficial) case occurred in a nunnery in England, presumably transferred to her through blood contact, rather than sexual contact), amongst the homosexual community. The disease started most likely through some seminal mutation or a strange mutant strain of a blood disease, presumably leukemia. It began after homosexuals began to have unprotected sex in said bathhouses, to the point at which it was said "you can enter that bathhouse right now, drop your pants, get serviced, and get out in less than three minutes." It was originally believed that the gays were the only people who could contract AIDS, so the California Bathhouses were all closed temporarily as more and more gay men and lesbian women became infected with AIDS. Although the deaths became rather rampant in a short time, the press refused to post any news of AIDS for weeks, merely because the story involved homosexuals. Roughly six months into the bathhouse closing fiasco, several straight women were reported to have contracted AIDS, and the bathhouses were reopened. Safe-sex became a large thing amongst gays and straight folk, as it was the only way to combat AIDS, considering the fact that AIDS could not be cured. Many people to this very day still believe that only wearing a condom will protect one from AIDS, but a study revealed that because several Americans had NOT USED CONDOMS PROPERLY, or had used FAULTY or DAMAGED CONDOMS, the disease was still prevalent. Be sure to ask your lover if she has been tested, if she has had many partners in the past, and make sure to always wear a condom.

Although AIDS cannot be spread through oral sex, many other venereal diseases can, e.g. herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and Chlamydia. AIDS invades the body's blood stream and slowly kills off all phages and T-Cells protecting us from diseases. AIDS cannot kill you, but the lack of an immune system can, leaving you vulnerable to many everyday viroids and bacteria we are drenched in every day. The death is usually slow and painful, and very, very slow.

Although AIDS is incurable, a miraculous occurrence took place in England. A 25-year-old gay man, a Mr. Stimpson, had learned that he had contracted AIDS from his lover. Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Stimpson and his lover were reported to have had wild, unprotected sex many times before he was diagnosed again. He went back to his clinic for a check-up, and it was found that he no longer had AIDS! Both tests were, indeed, correct, meaning that Mr. Stimpson had effectively recovered from AIDS. This has never happened anywhere else.

Although they have different names, HIV and AIDS are the same thing. HIV is merely the name of the AIDS virus. The disease one contracts from HIV is called AIDS.

Dave Chappelle once said that AIDS was introduced to kill black people. Many NCAA members are still debating this with former Nazi scientists in order to resolve this conflict. Yes, the blacks now where Joseph Mengelev and Adolph Hitler are. No, we won't turn them over. Tough (This entire paragraph is a lie).
Joey: Yo, I heard Jack got AIDS.
Mark: Yeah. That man was a sex machine. Did you see how many girlfriends he had?
Joey: Well, AIDS can be contracted by both straight and gay people, so I guess it was inevitable with how much pussy that guy got.
Mark: I got AIDS from a bad blood transfusion.
Joey: Oh. Damn.
Mark: Well, it's not contagious. Except through blood, breast milk, and semen.
Joey: That's good. I was getting afraid.
Mark: Oh. Well, I'll see ya. I'ma go hang myself.
Joey: You go do that.
by DeusExMagna January 10, 2006
Anally Inserted Death Sentence
Two gay guys engage in anal sex; in the process they give each other A I D S
by Imma PIMP July 01, 2007
Funny disease for gays.
Bob: Did you hear Ted got AIDS?

Stan: Yeeeah, I gave it to him! Ooooooh I'm so bad!!
by Mattlalalallaa September 12, 2011
AIDS (noun, acronym;AY-DA-Z) Addictingly Intriguing, Delicious Snacks, A candy/sweets company to be established by D.W.C, to be known for selling candies with obscure-acronyms for names.
H.I.V - Honey Infused Vitamins
S.T.D - Sweet Taffy Delights

Boy! AIDS makes some awesome candies!
by D.W.C@TLINYNNJ August 12, 2007
AIDS stands for Acquired Immune Deficicncy Syndrome and contrary to belief, AIDS doesnt just affect gay men, it can affect anyone who has oral or normal sex with an infected person. People can contract AIDS by blood transfusions,sex, or anything that ivolves recieving blood, semen and ect. There are two types of HIV AIDS; HIV1 and HIV2. HIV1 is most common while HIV2 has infected most people from west Africa. Both of these diseases are of primate origin and most likely transferred to people by butchering the animal.

But i repeat:AIDS DOES NOT ONLY EFFECT GAY MEN!
AIDS only occurs in gay men frequently because of the way they have sex and because semen can carry the infection easily.
one educated person talking to a uneducated person:

uneducated person:Did you hear that Billy got AIDS?He must be a fucking fag!

Educated Person: No ,uneducated person, i hadn't heard that, and if it is true ,which i doubt, Billy does not have to be a so called "fag" to have Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
by Unicorns21 December 04, 2006
Alcohol
Induced
Diarrhea
Shits
o man this morning i had AIDS like a mother fucker
by okilifeforlife December 27, 2009
Basically, death. Each letter has a significant meaning.

A-
I-
D-Death
S-
You: "Bro, I have AIDS"
Friend: "You're gonna die!"
by J_shC May 09, 2009
Alcohol induced drizzle shits.
Person 1- how are you feeling today? I got a major hangover.
Person 2- alright, I just got a case of the aids!
by crazygirl17 June 26, 2011

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