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A disease which started in "bathhouses" in San Francisco (although the first recorded (although unofficial) case occurred in a nunnery in England, presumably transferred to her through blood contact, rather than sexual contact), amongst the homosexual community. The disease started most likely through some seminal mutation or a strange mutant strain of a blood disease, presumably leukemia. It began after homosexuals began to have unprotected sex in said bathhouses, to the point at which it was said "you can enter that bathhouse right now, drop your pants, get serviced, and get out in less than three minutes." It was originally believed that the gays were the only people who could contract AIDS, so the California Bathhouses were all closed temporarily as more and more gay men and lesbian women became infected with AIDS. Although the deaths became rather rampant in a short time, the press refused to post any news of AIDS for weeks, merely because the story involved homosexuals. Roughly six months into the bathhouse closing fiasco, several straight women were reported to have contracted AIDS, and the bathhouses were reopened. Safe-sex became a large thing amongst gays and straight folk, as it was the only way to combat AIDS, considering the fact that AIDS could not be cured. Many people to this very day still believe that only wearing a condom will protect one from AIDS, but a study revealed that because several Americans had NOT USED CONDOMS PROPERLY, or had used FAULTY or DAMAGED CONDOMS, the disease was still prevalent. Be sure to ask your lover if she has been tested, if she has had many partners in the past, and make sure to always wear a condom.

Although AIDS cannot be spread through oral sex, many other venereal diseases can, e.g. herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and Chlamydia. AIDS invades the body's blood stream and slowly kills off all phages and T-Cells protecting us from diseases. AIDS cannot kill you, but the lack of an immune system can, leaving you vulnerable to many everyday viroids and bacteria we are drenched in every day. The death is usually slow and painful, and very, very slow.

Although AIDS is incurable, a miraculous occurrence took place in England. A 25-year-old gay man, a Mr. Stimpson, had learned that he had contracted AIDS from his lover. Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Stimpson and his lover were reported to have had wild, unprotected sex many times before he was diagnosed again. He went back to his clinic for a check-up, and it was found that he no longer had AIDS! Both tests were, indeed, correct, meaning that Mr. Stimpson had effectively recovered from AIDS. This has never happened anywhere else.

Although they have different names, HIV and AIDS are the same thing. HIV is merely the name of the AIDS virus. The disease one contracts from HIV is called AIDS.

Dave Chappelle once said that AIDS was introduced to kill black people. Many NCAA members are still debating this with former Nazi scientists in order to resolve this conflict. Yes, the blacks now where Joseph Mengelev and Adolph Hitler are. No, we won't turn them over. Tough (This entire paragraph is a lie).
Joey: Yo, I heard Jack got AIDS.
Mark: Yeah. That man was a sex machine. Did you see how many girlfriends he had?
Joey: Well, AIDS can be contracted by both straight and gay people, so I guess it was inevitable with how much pussy that guy got.
Mark: I got AIDS from a bad blood transfusion.
Joey: Oh. Damn.
Mark: Well, it's not contagious. Except through blood, breast milk, and semen.
Joey: That's good. I was getting afraid.
Mark: Oh. Well, I'll see ya. I'ma go hang myself.
Joey: You go do that.
by DeusExMagna January 10, 2006
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A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you.

Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.
Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.
by Black Angel May 15, 2004
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2.
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, caused by the retrovirus HIV. Transmitted by exposure to contaminated body fluids, such as blood and semen.
That woman has AIDS.
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A lab created disease, originally created to demolish the gays and black americans, by the government. No one wants to admit this, because we are ALL in denial. How do you think AIDS, just came out of "no where"? It didn't. Think about it.
Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are African-Americans (2008)

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are gays. (1988)
by Disco Jazz August 04, 2008
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AIDS is a virus that was released to the public to control population from getting out of hand. The United Stated government then tried to blame it on a bunch of gays, simply because the government doesn't like them.
When the USA govemnment feels like they've killed enough people, they will release the vaccine that was created around the same time the AIDS virus was.

Don't blindly follow what your leaders say. AIDS is not a natural virus. They wanted to kill a bunch of people on PURPOSE. It didn't start in Africa, it didn't start with homosexuals.
by Sid-- April 04, 2006
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A virus that was released to the public as means of population control; regardless of gender, ethnicity, sexual preference or lifestyle. Very clever indeed.
In a clever attempt to blame the 'morally corrupt' for the spread of <B>AIDS</B> which would lead to a series of phobias, the medical industry further benefits from high-priced treatments, further sucking the income out of the wallets of those inhabiting planet earth.
by Crucifix-Escapist February 24, 2005
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Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A rather cruel parody of Aquired Immune Difficiency Syndrome.
"AIDS is a terrible disease to make fun of."
by Issy Aidsfunop January 15, 2006
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Aquired Immmune Deficiency Syndrome - late stage progression of HIV infection. Transmissable through bodily fluid exchange or blood to blood contact. Least concentration in bodily excretory products, low concentration in saliva (and one's own saliva may provide some protection) in vaginal secretions (though still present) highest concentration in semen. Crosses across gender, age and socio-econimic boundaries, though usually more quickly progressing the lower down the ladder the sufferer is, due to lack of access to medical care. On the rise in the 15-24 demographic in the United States. Easily avoidable, but thankfully more and more (in the United States) becoming a "chronic" disease like herpes due to the availability of more and better retro-viral therapies.
The comic Elaine Boosler has said "Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
by Brubear October 18, 2004
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