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Short for "All Fucked Up". Meaning usually some thing or situation that is messed up, broken, disorganized, or failed.
We can't take my car, I got in a wreck and it's AFU.

After the earthquake the subway was AFU.
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Bob almost had a car crash
Bob: "AFU!"
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"All Fucked Up". When something has been totally messed up. Also see SNAFU
"After breaking his wrist, his pool game is A F U"
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The directions for this project won't work; they're A.F.U.
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alt.folklore.urban, the parent site of snopes and a canonical place to check bogus internet stories.
Dude, Obama did not just sell the moon to China. You should check that shit on AFU before you forward it, eh?
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First Person: Thank You Very Much!
Second Person: AFY
Firt Person: How Sweet
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It's cold afu *TRANSLATION* It is cold as fuck
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