aft
A character who only exists on the internet. He lurks from time to time but will intervene when necessary. He is the most alpha of them all, in fact, Zeus himself would be quite jealous.
Yo man, I saw aft yesterday and he glared back at me acknowledging my presence.. what a day it was. I have the exact date and time of when it occurred tattooed on my chest (no homo). I hope I will one day live to tell my grandchildren of my experience.
by aftman December 31, 2010

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aft
about fucking time.

I coined this one after waiting a hour for Dataforce to be oped on #linux quakenet.
1:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:47 <Speccy> hm, he wont give up ;-)
1:48 >>>> Natio is now known as NatioA
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 <Crillo> hmm :)
01:50 >>>> Irssi: Loaded script dns
01:51 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:51 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:51 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:51 >>>> mode/#linux +b *!*@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk by Crillo
01:51 <nadir> aft
by nadir April 06, 2004

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Away From Twitter
@THE_REAL_SHAQ AFT 'til tomorrow
by Leizar June 05, 2009

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Acronym for "Away From TouchScreen".
Rhonda's Status Message: AFT
Alvin: Psh, yeah right! You're practically glued to your iTouch.
by Stef0 June 23, 2010

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The alternitive to "ass"
Kiss my aft!

Afthole!
by Skywarn September 20, 2009

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A safer word for ass from the spongebob squarepants movie, because spongebob can't say ass.
There's going to be some serious aft kicking.
by Mattdude May 18, 2016

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