Fucking on the infield of a baseball diamond, the gentleman (on top) holds the backs of the ladies ankles in the air, pulls out at point of ejaculation, leans up and foward and shoots his load on the ladies face and hair. Then spinning her face down by the ankles he breads the coated areas with dirt. Allow to dry.
by King Danish April 21, 2009
A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"
Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.
Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.
Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)
load times on top performance computers.
Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds
7 15 Seconds
CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds
load times on top performance computers.
Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds
7 15 Seconds
CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds
by dmangstar September 24, 2009
On December 31st every year, although it is New Years Eve, it is also a day to remember Adobe Flash Player, as it will be discontinued on that day in 2020. In 2020, this day will be known as Adobe Flash Player Day, where everyone must use Adobe Flash Player to play their favorite Flash game before it is too late. After 2020, it will be known as Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day, where you pay respects to the fallen Adobe Flash Player Games.
Person 1: Man.. Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day is coming up.. I miss Flash so much...
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....
by George08091 December 21, 2020
OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!
by starpelly July 25, 2020
Also known as "the death of workflow" this software is used to accomplish tedious tasks over and over again. Interns, but also senior employees, most of them coming from prestigious universities, are forced to use it by their directors. This implies moving the same arrows from left to right and from top to bottom until cerebral atrophy occurs. It may also stir serious debates about color tones and proper line-weights. Choosing corn flower blue instead of ultra violet might cause another wasted night in front of the screen, clicking on lines, one by one.
"Damn, last night I was doing Adobe Illustrator work until 6am."
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"
by wwhat should I use December 18, 2018
Behavior that is rude, disrespectful, disruptive and/or hostile toward a software vendor, resulting from their total inability to comprehend, much less accommodate, reality in licensing of their product.
When the GroSoft rep told us the licensing was per user per seat, not available as a network license, but still required tethering to the server, it was inevitable that Chris and Mike would go adobe on his ass!
by BMtech August 28, 2007
by Postys.Wife August 27, 2021