Adobe Flash, also known as Adobe Flash Player, the Flash virus, or just simply Flash is a major computer virus that has been affecting multiple computer operating systems for over 10 years now. The virus disguises itself as a web game loader, so that stupid people download it, but in reality it opens your machine up to hundreds of security risks, and loads up tons of not only annoying but extremely CPU intensive advertisements on websites that often make your web browser either start to lag like crazy or just simply crash unless you have a very powerful computer (and even then it often leads to problems as the Flash system is so outdated it cant even perform well on many extremely powerful systems). My 2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo system could barely handle Flash ads, the CPU fan had to come on full speed to cool it as it ran so hot, just from ADS! Almost all computer security experts agree that Flash should NEVER be installed just for the security risks alone, never mind all the other stuff this virus leads to. Apple is one of the first companies to stop preinstalling Flash on their Macs, and it is not even installable on their mobile devices. It is recommended that if you have a PC or an older Mac that has Flash on it, you remove it immediately. You can find instructions on how to remove it by searching on Google. It is not detected by most major antivirus programs (as Adobe bribes them to not list it as a virus), so you will have to manually remove it.
Person 1: Did you know that Adobe Flash has had over 100 unaddressed major security holes for over a year now, leading to many extremely harmful viruses affecting PC's and Android phones, and even Macs?
Person 2: I don't care, I wanna watch my porno videos and play these poorly done games on Facebook!
Person 2: I don't care, I wanna watch my porno videos and play these poorly done games on Facebook!
by iBoy2G February 22, 2011
Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.
by abarrach February 4, 2010
When an inadvertent right mouse click causes the menu to pop up on an Adobe Flash window, causing the user to lose control of whatever application they were using, as popularized by online chess personality Jerry (ChessNetwork).
Jerry thought he'd finally taken down the wolfman, but then he got hit with an Adobe Flash Gambit and he was done for.
by JohnMatt December 24, 2014
Adobe Flash Player (also known as 'Adobe Flash' or 'Flash') is a computer program which is used on the internet by many gamers and websites. It usually needs updating to the latest version every few days which can bring on anger issues among some impatient users. In the year 2020 the developers are planning to get rid of it but many people are begging it to stay. Adobe Flash has been popular for many years now but seems to be declining.
Person 1: Can ya load that game up on the website, mate?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to wait for my Adobe Flash Player to update as I haven't used it in 2 hours.
Person 1: *throws a massive tantrum* WHAT A SHIT APP
Person 2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to wait for my Adobe Flash Player to update as I haven't used it in 2 hours.
Person 1: *throws a massive tantrum* WHAT A SHIT APP
by Mc Noggin August 9, 2017
To celebrate the death of Adobe Flash on December 31st of 2020,you have to play as much flash games as you can on the 30th.
by KyoKenX December 30, 2021
A seemingly unbounded temporal freeze in the time continuum during a game played using Adobe Flash resulting in discomfort, irritability, and side line research of competitors of the player experiencing this time conundrum. If one waits long enough, the temporal freeze will dislodge itself resulting in the exile of one player and a cornucopia of confetti for the play that had the fortitude and steely resolve to withstand the frustration of not being able to participate in the chess version of the Hunger Games.
1. Alright, double those points! He's not moving? Adobe Flash Gambit land? Oh man, Caparot1 is in the lead. Lets do some research.
2. Alright! The Adobe Flash Gambit! Gimme those points! Back to tournament!
2. Alright! The Adobe Flash Gambit! Gimme those points! Back to tournament!
by DarkBastion December 24, 2014
A "prison" that is ran by the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections in North Phoenix, that inmates/former inmates act like is hardcore, in an attempt to gain respect, when really it is very similar to a daycare and full of snitches, child molesters, and fake gangsters.
Former Inmate #1: "Yo dawg I just did 4 months in Adobe Mountain School, it was crazy people were getting killed everyday it was hardcore."
Former Inmate #2: "Really?, cause I just got released last March and it was full of pussies."
Former Inmate #2: "Really?, cause I just got released last March and it was full of pussies."
by #29812 March 12, 2011