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A.P. Catholic

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An Ash Wednesday-Palms Sunday (A.P.) catholic is really not a practicing catholic, but rather somebody who claims that they are. In reality, they only go to church on Ash Wednesday and Palms Sunday because they get something in return.
Who are those people in front of us? I've never seen them before" "They're A.P. Catholics." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That explains it.
A.P. Catholic by drummerboy97 March 26, 2011
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A and P Catholic 

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Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.
Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!
A and P Catholic by Christina S April 30, 2006
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