A.M. Radio

When someone is incredibly paranoid and thinks the government is going to destroy the world. This does not change with leader, and things could be going perfectly.

Bill: Some old lady said that Obama was going to turn us all into zombie clones with the H1M1 vaccine.

Chad: Man, she must be really A.M. Radio.

A.M. Radio by Gmanlikeswaffles October 24, 2009

AM radio and chill 

A primitive version of "Netflix and chill", which older generations did and what some hipsters still do.

little kid: "Grandpa, where did I come from?"
Grandpa: "Well kid you're grandma and I made whoopee in the back of a station-wagon to the sound of sweet static that was part of AM radio and chill, which led to your daddy, which led to you!"

Guy: "Hey we could Netflix and chill"
Hipster girl: "I'm more of an AM radio and chill kind of person"
Guy: "If you say so, Daisy Buchanan..."

AM radio and chill by Ted C. November 25, 2015

AM radio 

radio where old people go to talk, fm radio is where the good music's at

Barbara: hey sweetie listen to this am radio
John (her grandson): okay let me hear. *listens for 3.14 seconds* *hears friday by rebecca black*
John: oh what the fuck is this?

Barbara: oh you dont like it? well how abo-
John: bake me some cookies grandma!
Barbara: but what about yummy by-
John: BAKE ME SOME FUCKING COOKIES

AM radio by mousemaster23 February 11, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016