Scott

When the thought came to you to search the word Scott, you likely became aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging hard-on or, most likely, made you wet as an Hawaiian evening on a black-sand nude beach. Reading the word Scott almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants yet, because there are still more Scott definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Scott, don't try it. These women are used Scotts, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in the body to be replaced.

Monica: Ever since I started dating a Scott I have needed to triple my caloric intake due to the sheer severity and instances of spontaneous orgasms I have experienced.

Rob: As your brother I am kind of unhappy that you told me that.

by Millhouse's Dog April 1, 2011

The Scott

When you can only have sex in a bed in the missionary position.

Man A: "did you get laid last night?"
Man B: "yeah but she only let me do The Scott"
Man A: "damn dude that sucks!"

by *Deadly*Sin* June 6, 2017

Scott

The best awesomest man in the whole entire world.Smart,cocky,sweet,sexy,and nice.loves to help hates people telling him how to live his own fucking life but really cool

Damn Scott is looking sexy

by You_think_hes_sexy March 7, 2017

Scott

a mother fucker with a Cobbler Stick. Be careful, he might shove it up your ass.

“You know Scott?”
“Yeah?”
“Mother fucker shoved a cobbler stick up my ass.”

by master prober January 28, 2020

Scott

Scott is the MOST perfect person and boyfriend you’ll ever meet. Scott is also the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. He’ll always make up smile when your sad he’ll always put your life in front of his. His the most perfect kind of person like you cannot imagine someone like him. You are really lucky if you meet a Scott, but you’ll be even more lucky if you meet MY Scott. He’ll wait for you when your texting him and he’s tired he’ll wait to read your text. He’ll go out of his way for you. He also pays attention to the littlest things you say. When your feeling really ugly and fat and jealous, he’ll make you feel like your the only girl in the world. He’ll help you with everything. Scott is also the best kisser EVERR. He’s more then you could imagine I could never ask for more. He’ll love you for who you are and forever. He also never breaks a promise he’ll keep that like how he’s gonna keep you forever. When Scott means forever me means it. Scott never lies, unless it’s someone he doesn’t like but that’s a different story. In Scott’s mind your ideas are better, your choices are far more important to his. Scott is the HOTTEST\ SEXIEST person ever . He’s is also soo

cuteeee I can not explain to you enough about how cute and adorable he is. Scott is the funniest\ funnest person to be around. He’s also friends with everyone. He’ll support you no matter what. If someone is mean to you he’ll stand up for you. But DONT TAKE MY MAN if you do I’ll fight you! And that’s on periodt

Me- Scott ik it’s late and your tired you can go to bed and read me text in the morning.

Scott- Nuuuuu ima stay up and read your txt

by scolettaforever March 24, 2020

Scott

Scott is the most wonderful guy on the face of the earth. He is sweet, smart, kind and good with kids and animals. He has the ability to make everyone laugh no matter how awful of a day you just had. Scott is the best boyfriend ever. The day we met was the best of my life.

Scott is awesome.

by bearsfan19 October 3, 2010

Scott

A guy who is very attractive and has the kindest eyes. Though he puts on a facade of total self confidence, he's actually depressed and completely self destructive. If you find a Scott, he will melt your heart with his smile, but deep down here we'll always feel alone. Don't let him feel that way!!!

Female: " You were plenty good enough for me Scott. You were just never good enough for yourself."

by LG2.0 October 26, 2018