non existant being. One of the myths that can be joined with, but not limited to Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and god.
by Single White Female January 4, 2004
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Real man is what a real woman feels completed with.

When real man and real woman come together in intimate form, they talk about everything that hasn't been said.

When RM & RW traspass the good and the bad and the bleh's together, they do it as a teamwork with solid and rooted foundations.
A Real Man loves a Real Woman and a Real Woman loves a Real Man.
by Ayuryari November 30, 2021
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A real man is some hood rat's or wanna be hood rat's delusion that anything less than their type of guy is not even a "real man." Like the rest of the male population is supposed to be some kind of Pinocchio. In truth, a real man is an adult who was born with a certain identifying appendage. That is the qualification. In itself "real man" is irony, as that person declaring their desire for a "real man" is clearly playing make believe. Don't fall for it. They aren't asking for a real man, they're asking for a sucker.
"A real man knows cars." "A real man will pay my bills, raise my bastard children, pay for my vacation."
by ProbablyTiredofYou April 14, 2021
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A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.
I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.
by Callbee July 9, 2022
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A Real Man is a male that accepts that he is a man and will not dress up as other genders. To be a Real Man, the Man, will be normal and not be transgender or homophobic. Being a real man also requires other things such as not hurting women, not being disrespectful to Jesus even if your not a Christian, and having manners. There’s many more that requires being a Real Man. But I’m not going to list all of them because The Real Men should know.
“The real man holds the door for a woman, but slams the door in the queers face”
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The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
by Khannea March 26, 2022
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Defined by the dictionary:
Real: actual or existing
Man: Adult male

However everyone has their own concept of a "Real Man"

A Real Man

Could mean he has a car, a job, a place to live not under his parents.

responsible
respectful to the sensitivities of others
emotionally receptive

a guy who isn't degrading to others
chivalrous

protecting

not male chauvinist
I like him he's a "Real Man," not like the little boys I'm use to messing with.
by Interesting Take March 27, 2019
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