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Someone who is incredibly fat and unattractive. Hairy too. They usually associate with extremely large faggots. Failure is the only thing a Wagner knows. When a Wagner is near, the room instantly begins to smell of graves and poop. A Wagner does not bathe correctly. Amounting to nothing is all a Wagner knows how to do. A Wagner typically ditches all of their important friends to hang out/associate with other denizens of Dumbfuckville. If you see a Wagner coming; run. Or you could just offer them large amounts of food because, you know, they're so unbearably FUCKING fat.
Guy 1: Oh shit, there's a Wagner stalking our pool party.

Guy 2: Fuck, hide the ding dongs and fat retard food.
by Bastardass February 03, 2010

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