I was only 9 years old, I loved Shrek so much.
by Jub is love August 2, 2014
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Shrek.
He supports Brexit.

He lives in the Arctic.

He survived the Titanic.

He was what caused it to crash.

With his swamp water.

Shrek.
by Shrekfan101 January 27, 2020
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The Great and all mighty Ogre. The king of onions. Lord of of the Great Swamp. He flies through your window to let you receive his love or his judgement. He will fill you with his onion love cumming from his 20 foot penis. One day he will rid us of those who hate him and his believers with his mighty roar he'll bring us to the Great Swamp.
by thejamexican April 19, 2016
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"All hail the mighty Shrek, behold all his glory as he steps into the holy swamp"
by CreepyBoboC5 May 2, 2015
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Our god and savior who will protect us even in the toughest times. He was Jesus's master and taught him the way of god.
-Have you ever heard about Shrek?
-My nigga I pray to him every night
by DuckCheese May 6, 2019
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