grit rafters

of the cheating bastard "it's not a boat its a raft" variety - even though its obviously built from half a boat and has fixings for an outboard engine !

You seen those bloody cheating Grit Rafters got disqualified again !

by Concerned Rafter April 30, 2004

bannana rafter

vagrent or person of ethnic background who does not belong in our counry.

"u dirty bloody bannana rafter!"

by ali babar March 2, 2005

weak under the rafters

Mentally challenged; not too swift; low IQ.

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2021

brown water rafter

chuncks of solid shit that ride a river of of diarrea.

i just got five brown water rafters.

by mutantlizard October 17, 2009

Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school

Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math

by The fact checkers union January 22, 2021

White water rafter

A sexual act in which Person #1 defecates as Person #2 ejaculates onto the exiting fecal matter.

Yesterday I asked Michelle if I could give her a white water rafter, but she's not into scat.

by Mollyoctopus July 21, 2010

rafter party

When somebody hangs themselves from a load bearing beam located above the ceiling, especially when in the presence of others performing the same.

John: Bro, everything has been terrible this week and I just need some relief. Maybe we should try cocaine?
Gerald: Nah, bro, I’ve got a better idea! Let’s round the boys up for the rafter party to clear our minds.

by MsMaryS July 7, 2023