a pelosi

“A Pelosi” is a back door illegal haircut.

My hair was getting long, but my barber shop was closed due to the COVID-19 restrictions, so I called my barber to se if I could get “a Pelosi”, sneak in through the back door to get a haircut.

by Skunk OC October 3, 2020

Pelosi It

The act of destroying or shredding a document.

Seller: “We received your payment today. You already paid your bill this month, so there isn’t anything due. What do you want us to do with the check?”

Customer: “Thanks for letting me know...just Pelosi it.”

by imakeeper14 February 5, 2020

Pelosi

A strong leader, especially of the U.S. House of Representatives. Puts Cheetos in their place.

Nancy Pelosi rocks.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 17, 2020

Pelosi

Verb meaning to rip up a written speech or other document.

I handed my resignation letter to my boss but he Pelosied it because he wanted me to stay.

by Alfafan February 6, 2020

Pelosi

Verb. To tear something very important (or generally shitty) in half.

I freaking Pelosi'd that quiz I failed.

by Handleofvodka February 7, 2020

Pelosi

Verb
1. To own, like a powerful, no-nonsense leader
2. To obliterate

1. He’s been practicing so much, I know he’s going to Pelosi that interview.

2.She completely Pelosied his term paper for being so poorly written.

by HerseMercury February 7, 2020

Pelosied

Civily getting the last word with only a hand clap.

Did you make your point and win the argument? Nah, I got Pelosied.

by Petty Me April 12, 2019