Someone who is two faced, with no guts.
Don’t trust him, he’s just a kipper. (a two faced bastard with no guts)
by swichme July 6, 2012
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When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.
"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."
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Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.
Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?

Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!
by veeds1 September 8, 2009
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A British children's show featuring two dogs, two pigs, a toad and some other animals who talk with fancy accents.
My little brother was watching Kipper the other day, brought back some good memories.
by EnvyEskridge September 3, 2012
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Acronym from Great Britain: "Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings"
Ed's one of them Kippers...34 and the bloke's still living off is Mum.
by Zapf February 25, 2005
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Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.
by OpusAtrum1 January 19, 2009
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A pejorative term for a supporter of the UK Independence Party. Usually used to say how daft their policies are.
Kippers say they are libertarian, but they are also against gay marriage. Now that doesn’t make sense.
by 8510pm April 21, 2013
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