Kenneth, short for Ken, is an 18th century Gothic name used in folklore about large sea monsters, all named Kenneth. They were all identical. A.k.a. seachd Coinnich na mara (which roughly translate to: the seven Kenneths of the sea).
by winterchaser October 21, 2019
He is the best thing that has ever happend to me. Fr fr love him so much. The MOST amazing person to ever exist. He always makes me soo happy. He's fr like so hot too one and his hair is so perfect everything about him is amazing. He'll fr treat you so well too
by Ava_k0121 July 5, 2022
An fast car; generally sitting on 24's, candy painted. The driver can usually be found listening to Prince. The original Kenneth is a Chrysler.
me: yo brianna hows kenneth doing?
brianna: i just got into a fender bender
brianna: *breezing down the freeway, bobbing to the music* yo kenny lets go
brianna: i just got into a fender bender
brianna: *breezing down the freeway, bobbing to the music* yo kenny lets go
by the original arjun January 2, 2011
The most nerdiest nerd to ever exist. He constantly talks about cars, computers, knifes and many video games. He is the friend who always sits in the corner by himself eating food and won't talk to anyone unless talked to. He also often complains about people in his class. Even if he seems like a depressed stick in the mud, when you get to know him he is a bundle of passion, anger and voice cracks but you love him anyways.
Friend: Hey do you see that guy screaming over there, I wonder who he is?
Me: Oh yeah, that's just Kenneth being himself.
Me: Oh yeah, that's just Kenneth being himself.
by GetRektUwU April 6, 2019
by Lelnieer kepai April 23, 2016
A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.
by billy bob thorton bangs peoples moms May 31, 2008
A man who knows pussy with his tongue. A man that can make you orgasm, squirt, & shake all in one session. If you havenât had your pussy licked by a Kenneth, youâve never had the full sex experience. If youâre in a relationship With a Kenneth donât let him go because no one can even come close to compare with a Kenneth.
Man you havenât had the real sex experience unless youâve been with a Kenneth, a man you will crave after he takes you to heaven with his tongue. Everyone should experience a Kenneth
by Rebapussypleaser88 October 27, 2019