Noun, adjective, verb

1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.
Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.

I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.

I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.
by Johanne Utah December 3, 2008
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Being so stoned....it makes everything like,"Whoooa!"
dude......I can't...I'm so Keanued right now.
by mutzilla April 20, 2011
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Keanu is a big fat who loves staying inside longing for his dad to come home until his dad returns he will be a keyboard warrior and defend his council house until his death.This fat fucker loves eating snacks
keanu is fat
by fat snake June 12, 2018
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Keanu is a stunning guy who would do anything for his gf/bf.He compliments people and ALWAYS thinks positive even if he is sad.
Guy :omg only if keanu was gay
Girl:he’s bi
Guy:Omg I need to make him fall in love with me
by Definitions💖 August 9, 2020
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Completely Shit At something
Hey dude you're such a complete Keanu at league
by Berniemac21 December 20, 2016
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A big black jungle bunny who smells like ass typically. Usually seen with own gravitational pool.
by someonewithoutanarizona January 4, 2013
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Guy1: That guy is such a Keanu.

Guy2: yeah I can sense the dickhead energy from heat.
by YahYeetFam69 April 30, 2019
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