keanu

(n.) the grouping of chest hair that grows predominantly around the nipples.

"my keanu is out of control...time to trim"

by im.e.kiwi April 14, 2010

Keanu

A gay nigga

Friend 1 - Omg is that Keanu with Chad over there?
Friend 2 - But I thought he was dating Kyle?
Friend 1 - Lmao, he a gay nigga

by Sukmipeen June 12, 2019

Keanu

Stunning Young lady. She's Respectful unless you make her mad, Intelligent, She can be stubborn sometimes, amazing kisser, she has a hard time opening her heart but when she does its really something special. She prefers to hang around boys rather than girls, She's antisocial , Usually stays in the house or over a friends, She doesn't like to show emotions, shes a strong young lady, strive for greatness, always is there for people when they need it the most, plus she's thick as fuck and she's cute

Boy #1: You and Keanu still mess around?
Boy #2: Duh she holds it down for me i aint never gonna leave her

Boy #3: And thats the way its suppose to be i need me a Keanu bro.

by User1278 December 23, 2016

Keanu

They are the most stupidest and idiotic humans.they are sex gods

Oh man I was being Keanu yesterday

by He hens cn November 26, 2019

keanu

Speed, methamphetamine, crystal

"That dude is on a good one"
"Yeah man he's tweaking on that Keanu. "

by Chadap April 1, 2016

Keanu

You are a Keanu when:
- you are nice to everyone
- you are not starstruck
- you never touch people inappropriately,
- you call other people breathtaking
…

Keanu Reeves is so nice he is a real Keanu

by Creasu June 11, 2019

Keanu

Type of beard which the person has hairless patches on his otherwise manly face!

Whoa dude that is a most excellent keanu that bro has!

by Ted Logan November 14, 2007