James

A guy who likes girls, especially ones (typically) called Philippa.

JAMES LIKES PIP.

by ThatdudefromtheUSA February 18, 2015

James

The stereotypical name for someone good-looking and utterly amazing, but really isn't. A person who turns out to be a big shit on your dreams. Basically, someone who is a let-down

Girl 1: "I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a James"
Girl 2: "EWWW I'm so sorry!"

Person 1: I met this James yesterday. I heard she was the shit"
Person 2: Was she?
Person 1: yea… A big shit on my hopes and dreams!
Person 2:…. sorry man...

by Mimilove November 21, 2013

James

A nigga who is too much of a bitch to text a girl he wants to bang

Oh that kid James
Yeah, he's a bitch

by JacobyJones May 13, 2015

James

A gay homosexual, but a really good friend who cares alot. Usually ex-strippers.

James is one who hunts straight guys at parties, some give in....

by cherrybomb88starlight January 10, 2013

James

Self delusional and self-entitled. Thinks he is jensen ackles despite looking like freddy kruger. Claims to respect women but doesn't even acknowledge them after he dates/sleep with them. Constantly lies and brags about how much he gets laid. Does some gay pornographic things on the downlow which makes you question his sexuality, despite he keeps saying he is straight. Is afraid of women, is seen with insecure girls with no self-respect and dignity. Wants to be chased even though he is a piece of shit.

Tim: Hey let's go that music festival

James Jensen: I'm all about that pitbull.

Tim: You have shitty music taste.

by fearthefork January 28, 2015

James

Someone who is described as a whelk and can be very aggressive to people who annoy them. They are ok on their own if they are talking about something they like e.g. Superheroes but then revert back to violence in front of others.

Stay away from James, he's a whelk!

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016

James

Little blonde boy with micro penis

he must be a james

by hockey1234567 October 5, 2016