jam sandwich

going down on a woman when she is on the blob

my missus was on the blob last night, so I had a jam sandwich. Mmmmm....

by hotsexybiznatches January 26, 2004

Jam Sandwich

Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.

Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.

by The Goose named Colgate February 1, 2011

penisbutter and jam sandwich

A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it

i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich

by Brostapha February 23, 2011

Jam Sandwich

A used, bloody tampon...

Aw man, that girl has just chucked a jam sandwich at him..

by suprisedperson January 15, 2006

jam sandwich

When a woman is on the rag and has a threesome with two men.

"Go on there, Simon! That jam sandwich you made me last night was dead good"

by S. Terrier November 7, 2007

Off my jam sandwich

When you're utterly munted

(Mate 1) I was off my jam sandwich last night

(Mate 2) Yeah you were silly fucking hell get away from me

by Jam sandwich November 26, 2018

Jam Sandwich

When two guitarists or guiatrist & bassist play live and lean up against each other back to back.

Aerosmith put on a classic 'rawk' show down to Joe Perry and Brad Hamilton's homo-erotic Jam Sandwich during "Walk This Way".

by Stubblecat March 31, 2007