Gage is a guy with a big penis he cares about his girlfriend Morgan and he is just overall a fun person to be around.
by Gage gross March 3, 2021
Gage is a very handsome male. He can think he’s a dick but really isn’t. He treats his girlfriend with respect and she is lucky to have him. He treats her like a queen, he’s always calling her beautiful and pretty. And his friends are always happy to see him. He’s very athletic and plays lots of sports. If you’re friends or dating a Gage do not let him go you will regret it.
by Someone that’s in love February 17, 2019
Gage. He is an amazing guy. He is sweet, kind, caring and love able. He is loyal to you. He will stand up for you. Once you find him you won’t want to let him go. He doesn’t think too great of his body, but he is perfect. He is too good for you. He loves you for who you are and would never change you. He. Is. The. Best.
by Katherine 2005 September 26, 2019
The kind of guy who goes on urban dictionary and recognizes past stories and names etc. He will find you
"Gage found our pile of shit"
by Gage is vindictive. September 15, 2020
This is a sexy man.
He will take you down with a single stare
He can simply look at you and you will fall in love
He will take you down with a single stare
He can simply look at you and you will fall in love
by The chickening December 10, 2019
A male with the coolest underwear you will ever find. A Gage isn't the jock of the group and far from the most popular. A man named Gage doesn't have the most hugest shlong, but is still good at using it. He is also considered a loose cannon because you never know what he's gonna do next. One minute a Gage will be calm, cool, and collected, and the next he will be doing a dinosaur impersonation. That is just one of the reasons why he is considered so funny. A girl is considered lucky to have even graced his mind. The only forsee-able problems with a Gage are his hair(it's probably long) and his massive amounts of laziness. That and the popularity thing. In short, probably not you.
Guy #1: Dude, did you see Gage at that party yesterday?
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.
Guy #2: No, I was too busy trying to jerk one out to that Rebecca Black video. Why, what did he do?
Guy #1: Only everything! First, he showed everyone his sweet underwear, then he banged every hot girl there! It was crazy. All those girls were walking around bowlegged and smiling today. Why isn't he he sitting at the lunch table with those popular people?
Guy #2: IDK but Man I wish I was him.
by P0TARTER July 12, 2011
a name given to a god among men. he has so many abs of steel, that the common human cannot count them. some say that when he sings, he takes the shape of a unicorn. he is desired by every woman, especially ones with unusually small breasts.
by smallchest October 25, 2010