A Dime Of Eggs

To eat 10 eggs in one sitting.

Man: "Can I get the 2 eggs, scrambled, and add 8 extra eggs to that?"
Waitress: "So you want 10 total?"
Man: "Yes."

Co-worker: "He ate 10 eggs at breakfast this morning."
Man: "I ate a dime of eggs."

by GentleOnJames July 13, 2014